The Antikythera Mechanism ([info]clockworkalien) wrote,
@ 2008-04-25 16:04:00
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Yep, I'm an inhuman monster
Friend: *whispering to me while on a cell phone conversation* Hey, Kyle...this woman is babysitting an impressionable 5-year old girl. Is there a phrase you'd like to have her teach the little one?
Me: Here's the phrase she needs to learn 'You don't love me anymore'.


I'm a bad, bad person ;)

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[info]gothangel7
2008-04-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
and why did I just find that absolutely hilarious. because I am a bad person too. thanks for the smile =)

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[info]clockworkalien
2008-05-01 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Good to see my "evil humor" (or "negahumor") is appreciated ;)

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[info]beunoriginal
2008-04-29 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Any 5 yo worth their salt already knew that one. My nephew uses it on a regular basis along with crocodile tears.

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