The Antikythera Mechanism ([info]clockworkalien) wrote,
@ 2008-06-17 14:17:00
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The art and science of surprise parties
A computer hacker was once quoted:
"Say you have an ultra-secure vault with the only key. On a whim, you decide to have the key copied and give it to your best friend. You immediately compromised the security of the vault by 50%."

It's a fairly sound philosophic argument...and I think the same principle applies to surprise parties. The more people that are invited or know about the party, the greater the probability that one of the attendees will ruin the surprise. I will one day discover the ideal mathematical formula for the exact number of surprise party attendees you can invite before someone ruins it for the birthday boy/girl.
Without even sharpening a pencil, it is safe to assume that the giant surprise party that happened in the movie Cloverfield is impossible in real life.

So today is my roomate's "surprise" party...he knew about it two days ago when he was talking to one of the guests:
Attendee: Could you watch my son on Tuesday?
Roommate: Sorry I have plans to go out for sushi. (Clockworkalien's note: This was where he was going to be while we are setting up his party) What's happening on Tuesday?
Attendee: Err, you aren't supposed to know. (Clockworkalien's note: He could have REALLY screwed up here with a blatantly transparent excuse [Like: "I have attend my Ghostbusting 101 class at Pima." Not only is Ghostbusting 101 not a class, it is not a word in the Firefox spellchecker.]. I need to buy this guy the Handbook of All-Purpose Excuses: Social Engagement edition. The chapter on generic familial needs is such a page turner!)

Have any of you (my loyal readers) been to a surprise party where the birthday-ee REALLY didn't know about it? If so, how may guests were there?



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[info]paperflowers
2008-06-27 02:07 am UTC (link)
A friend of mine recently told me about how she refuses to throw surprise parties anymore because of one she once threw for her best friend.

Her best friend remained clueless, despite the number of guests being above 10. So clueless, as a matter of fact, that while everyone was at her house waiting to yell "surprise!" she was at the local bar drinking away her sadness at her boyfriend forgetting her birthday.

By the time she came home completely dishevelled (sp?), pantyhose on inside out, from screwing some other guy from the bar out of spite, and everyone (her boyfriend included) jumped out and yelled "surprise," it had become a bit awkward for everyone involved.

Alas. The thrower of the party gave up on surprises. Heh.

Just saw your hi on the tucson community, came to check you out, and saw this post. Then obviously decided to write you a novel of a comment.

Do you mind if I add you?

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[info]clockworkalien
2008-06-27 02:36 am UTC (link)
Yeah, the organizer of the party in my post is giving up on throwing surprise parties. Not for a cool reason like yours, but she has tried to throw surprise parties for the past few years and it has been ruined EVERY TIME! It takes a metric ass-ton of work to get a surprise party together!

Oh, sure you can add me! I usually only write in here to vent, post art, or describe business trip adventures. So...enjoy! ;)

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